Rick and Morty Quotes

A sensational American sitcom, Rick and Morty is a humorous cartoon show which revolves around the main characters Rick Sanchez an alcoholic scientist and his easily influenced grandson Morty Smith.

Apart from the uncanny humour featured in the show, one can encounter several occasions where the characters of the show leave a deep and sensible message which hits the audience hard. The dialogues between Rick and Morty featured in the show can be seen used occasionally on the internet in form of memes.

So here are some of the best Rick and Morty quotes and dialogues from this awesome TV show. If your favorite quote is missing from this collection, feel free to let us know.

Rick and Morty Quotes

The Best Quotes from Rick and Morty

Having a family doesn’t mean that you stop being an individual

Rick

Your failures are your own, old man! I say, FOLLOW THROOOOUGH!

Meeseeks

I like to dance on the fraves of my enemies

Rick

 A price for everything, Mr. Goldenfold. A price for everything. HAHAHA!

Mr. Needful

Prepare to be emancipated from your own inferior genes!

Anonymous

Meeseeks were not born into this world fumbling for meaning, Jerry!

Meeseeks

What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is: Don’t think about it.

Rick

Weddings are basically funerals with cake.

Rick

Jerry, so what if the greatest moment of your life was just a simulation running on minimum capacity

Rick

Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.

Rick

God? God’s turning people into insect monsters Beth. I’m the one beating them to death. Thank me.

Jerry

Well then get your shit together. Get it all together and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it’s together. …and if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere ya know? Take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in a shit museum. I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together… Get your shit together.

Morty

Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We’re all going to die.

Morty

Existence is pain.

Meeseeks

If I’ve learned one thing, it’s that before you get anywhere in life, you gotta stop listening to yourself.

Jerry

What, so everyone is supposed to sleep every single night now. You realise that nighttime makes up half of all time.

Rick

I don’t like it here Morty. I can’t abide bureaucracy. I don’t like being told where to go and what to do. I consider it a violation. Did you get those seeds all the way up your butt?

Rick

Like nothing shady ever happened in a fully furnished office? You ever hear about Wall Street Morty? You know what those guys do in their fancy board rooms? They take their balls and dip ’em in cocaine and wipe ’em all over each other. You know Grandpa goes around and he does his business in public because grandpa isn’t shady.

Rick

You’re young, you have your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut yet malleable.

Rick

Life is effort and I’ll stop when I die

Jerry

Ohh yea, you gotta get schwifty.

Rick

Sometimes science is a lot more art, than science. A lot of people don’t get that.

Rick

Let’s get this dumb universe rolling

Rick

Don’t hate the player, hate the game, son.

Rick

Yeah, well, scientifically, traditions are an idiot things

Rick

There is no god summer, gotta rip that band-aid off now you’ll thank me later.

Rick

Listen to me, Morty. I know that new situations can be intimidating. You’re looking around and it’s all scary and different. But you know, meeting them head on, charging right into them like a bull, that’s how we grow as people.

Rick

So woman like confidence… How convenient…

Jerry

You may have heard of it, it’s called MATH! And without it none of us would even exist!

Rick

They’re robots Morty! It’s okay to shoot them! They’re just robots!

Rick

Life is effort and I’ll stop when I die!

Jerry

We are created to serve a singular purpose, for which we will go to any lengths to fulfill

Meeseeks