Rick and Morty Quotes
A sensational American sitcom, Rick and Morty is a humorous cartoon show which revolves around the main characters Rick Sanchez an alcoholic scientist and his easily influenced grandson Morty Smith.
Apart from the uncanny humour featured in the show, one can encounter several occasions where the characters of the show leave a deep and sensible message which hits the audience hard. The dialogues between Rick and Morty featured in the show can be seen used occasionally on the internet in form of memes.
So here are some of the best Rick and Morty quotes and dialogues from this awesome TV show. If your favorite quote is missing from this collection, feel free to let us know.
The Best Quotes from Rick and Morty
Having a family doesn’t mean that you stop being an individual
Your failures are your own, old man! I say, FOLLOW THROOOOUGH!
I like to dance on the fraves of my enemies
A price for everything, Mr. Goldenfold. A price for everything. HAHAHA!
Prepare to be emancipated from your own inferior genes!
Meeseeks were not born into this world fumbling for meaning, Jerry!
What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is: Don’t think about it.
Weddings are basically funerals with cake.
Jerry, so what if the greatest moment of your life was just a simulation running on minimum capacity
Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.
God? God’s turning people into insect monsters Beth. I’m the one beating them to death. Thank me.
Well then get your shit together. Get it all together and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it’s together. …and if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere ya know? Take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in a shit museum. I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together… Get your shit together.
Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We’re all going to die.
Existence is pain.
If I’ve learned one thing, it’s that before you get anywhere in life, you gotta stop listening to yourself.
What, so everyone is supposed to sleep every single night now. You realise that nighttime makes up half of all time.
I don’t like it here Morty. I can’t abide bureaucracy. I don’t like being told where to go and what to do. I consider it a violation. Did you get those seeds all the way up your butt?
Like nothing shady ever happened in a fully furnished office? You ever hear about Wall Street Morty? You know what those guys do in their fancy board rooms? They take their balls and dip ’em in cocaine and wipe ’em all over each other. You know Grandpa goes around and he does his business in public because grandpa isn’t shady.
You’re young, you have your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut yet malleable.
Life is effort and I’ll stop when I die
Ohh yea, you gotta get schwifty.
Sometimes science is a lot more art, than science. A lot of people don’t get that.
Let’s get this dumb universe rolling
Don’t hate the player, hate the game, son.
Yeah, well, scientifically, traditions are an idiot things
There is no god summer, gotta rip that band-aid off now you’ll thank me later.
Listen to me, Morty. I know that new situations can be intimidating. You’re looking around and it’s all scary and different. But you know, meeting them head on, charging right into them like a bull, that’s how we grow as people.
So woman like confidence… How convenient…
You may have heard of it, it’s called MATH! And without it none of us would even exist!
They’re robots Morty! It’s okay to shoot them! They’re just robots!
Life is effort and I’ll stop when I die!
We are created to serve a singular purpose, for which we will go to any lengths to fulfill