The Best Sexual & Dirty Pick Up Lines
Approaching an attractive person of the opposite sex can be one of scariest things to do in the world. Mainly because most people don’t know what or have anything to say. Which is why pick-up lines have become so popular. As of course it’s much easier to go and talk to someone hot if you already have some funny or cute to say.
One of the most popular types of pick up lines are sexual pick up lines as they can be pretty funny and also arousing if said right. This is why we’ve decided to put together the a huge collection of the adult pick up lines for girls & guys including some of the best corny, cheesy and funny dirty pick up lines.
Dirty Pick Up Lines For Girls
Are you cold? Would you like a jacket? Because you can jack it when we get back to my place.
Are you a racehorse? Cause when I ride you’ll always finish first.
Is Pussy Lips one word? Cause I’m gonna spread them tonight.
Do you handle chickens because you look like you’d be good with chicks.
That shirt would look great on my bedroom floor!
Guess what?! I’ve got an 8″ tounge and I can breath out of my ears!
You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I’m 5.
Are you constipated? Cause I wanna fuck the shit out of you.
Since we shouldn’t waste things in this bad economy, what you say we use these condoms in your pocket before they expire.
Hello, I’m bisexual. I’d like to BUY you a drink…and then get sexual
Wanna do something that rhymes with truck?
If I was a robot and you were one too, If I lost a bolt would you give me a screw?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put your dick in my ass!
My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?
Your so hot I’d jack your dad off just to see where you came from.
Dirty Pick Up Lines For Guys
Do you like Alphabet soup…Cause you gonna be choking on the D
“Wanna go on an ate with me? I’ll give you the D later.”
I’d hide every chair in the world just so you’d have to sit on my face.
Baby your bone structure is giving my “bone” structure.
We should play strip poker. You can strip, and I’ll poke you.
I know you haven’t been studying, You must want the “D”
Do you like to draw? (yeah why?) Cause I put the D in Raw
Roses or daises? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
Has any one ever told you your ass looks like a phone cause I want to hit the pound button all day long.
Hi, I’m a burgular… and I’m gonna smash your back door in!
I’ll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
Are you a raisin? cuz your a raisin my dick.
My guitar teacher says my fingering is good, especially on the G-string
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
They’re called “eyebrows” cus my eyes are browsing your fine ass.
Funny Dirty Pick Up Lines
Want to see my hard drive? It ain’t 3.5 inches, and it ain’t floppy!
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
Do you like Jalapenos?…Because in a minute imma be jalapeno pussy.
Let’s play breathalyzer! You blow me as hard as you can, and I will tell you how drunk you are!
I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!
I call my dick the truth because bitches can’t handle it
I lost my pants, do you mind if I wrap my legs around you instead?
I’m not skinny, I’m ribbed for your pleasure
You need something to shut that big mouth of yours!
Do you like Adele? Cause I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D.
Lie down on that couch and pretend your legs hate each other.
Wanna Job? It Blows!
I would tell you a joke about my penis… buts its too long.
The last woman I was with said, “Kiss me where it stinks.” So, I drove her to New Jersey.
Do you like tapes and CDs? (I guess) Good, ’cause Imma tape this dick to your forehead so you CDs nuts
Sexual Pick Up Lines
If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside you.
Are you a Jehovah’s Witness? Cause I’m about to bend Jehovah and let you witness this dick.
Are you my Co-Pilot, cause I’ma take you to the cockpit.
Do you like yoga? Cause yoganna love this dick.
Beauty is only skin deep; a huge cock goes much deeper.
If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand.
The word for tonight is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word?
You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
You can call me ‘The Fireman’. I turn the hoes on!
You run track?, cause I heard you relay want this dick.
Corny/Cheesy Dirty Pick Up Lines
Wanna see my third leg?
Hey, is that a keg in your pants? Cause I’d sure love to tap THAT ass!
Are you a termite? Cause you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.
So, you’re not into casual sex? Fine, I’ll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.
If your ass was snow, I’d plow it.
Hey baby, what’s your sign? Caution, Slippery When Wet, Dangerous Curves ahead, Yield?
Are you an architect? Cause I want you on staff for my next erection.
Gurl, you make me wanna dive in the sea… dat pus-sea.
Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I’ll throw you my meat.
Hey do you have an inhaler? Cause you got that ass ma!
Are you spaghetti cause I want you to meat my balls.
My penis is like a dictonary want me to blow your mind?
Liquor is not the only hard thing around here.
Liquor is not the only hard thing around here.
You might not be a Bulls fan.. But I know you felt it when this D Rose.